Me: omg no, i have all my new one direction posters but no blue tack :(

friend : you need that one thing

me : HAHAHAHA

*i still cannot breathe*

6. “yes thats right kevin, zayn is a lovely guy”

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add the number of the question

5. “Ribbit Ribbit”

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add the number of the question

 4. “id make that pigeon disappear”

submit answer here
add the number of the question too ( eg: 4)

3.

  “i cant take critisism , but if it’s just like
   ‘i dont like you’, then i want to know why
   people dont like me. why do you hate me?
   what have i done ?”

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2.
  “i cant swim, but if my girlfriend was
    drowning , I’d still dive in to save her”

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“we owe all of our career to technology”

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if some one else likes 1D,
you dont always have to say the “how many r’s”
other peopke know all about them to ,
its not like your the only fucking real directioner ,

JUST SAYING , this did not happen to me
i only wrote this post coz other people
were backstabbing someone coz she said she liked them .
da fuq , seriously back of .

somebody should put a camera in my room
to see my reactions when i see one direction stuff .
i swear , im not human .